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‘Extraordinary absurdity’: Guess who just agreed to join Trump’s Board of Peace to rebuild Gaza? The man who destroyed Gaza

By Kopal Jan 21st
‘Greatest con artist’: Donald Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles were apparently made in China, and made him a $6.8 million profit

By Kopal Jan 20th
‘This guy is so dumb’: Eric Trump tried to celebrate Trump’s illegal boat strike using statistics, but it hilariously bit him in the back

By Kopal Jan 20th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Kopal Jan 19th
Katie Miller makes an ‘Extra ICE’ joke with her Starbucks, but the internet is one step ahead, as always

By Kopal Jan 19th
DHS warns citizens would face the ‘full extent of the law’ if they ‘lay a finger’ on federal agents, but it was fine when they did it for Trump

By Kopal Jan 13th
‘Who’s gonna tell him?’: Trump’s logic on Greenland essentially means Americans cannot claim the land of the U.S.

By Kopal Jan 13th
Donald Trump claims ICE shot Renee Good because she ‘behaved horribly,’ but failed to prove it after bombshell footage

By Kopal Jan 11th
ICE agents told a physician to ‘back off’ while Renee Nicole Good bled and died

By Kopal Jan 10th
‘What are you asking about Iran for?’: Trump asks an Italian reporter where he is from, then refuses to answer his question

By Kopal Jan 10th
Trump gets up and wanders away mid-conference to stare at his ballroom construction and say ‘Wow, what a view’

By Kopal Jan 10th
Delusional Don thinks everybody loves his public dancing, but he admitted his own wife hates it

By Kopal Jan 8th
Trump dropped another self-glorifying rant about the Nobel Peace Prize but he can’t even spell it correctly

By Kopal Jan 8th
Donald Trump’s tried to imitate trans folks, and it’s shocking he didn’t blame the ‘fake news’ for making him do it

By Kopal Jan 8th
Delcy Rodriguez, who? Donald Trump couldn’t resist declaring himself the real ‘in charge’ of Venezuela after overthrowing Maduro

By Kopal Jan 7th
Taking over South America?: Marco Rubio hints at Trump’s next target for regime change war after Venezuela

By Kopal Jan 7th
Is Kathleen Kennedy Out at Lucasfilm?

By Leah Marilla Thomas Jan 6th
So, Donald Trump finally pushed to kidnap Nicolas Maduro because he’s a better dancer?

By Kopal Jan 6th
‘Democracy Dies in Darkness’: The Washington Post and NYT allegedly knew about U.S. plan to capture Maduro but Congress didn’t

By Kopal Jan 6th
‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra

By Kopal Jan 4th