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Donald Trump says he has never seen a corner store, but wants you to trust him on the economy

By Apr 19th
Trump has a meltdown after NYC slaps a new tax on empty penthouses owned by billionaires like his buddies

By Apr 19th
Zohran Mamdani’s biggest promise finally happened, and things are about to get really interesting

By Apr 16th
In a panic move, Justin Baldoni’s PR team scrambles to bury connections to shady past clients before they derail the Blake Lively trial

By Apr 14th
NYC woman gets t-boned, wakes up with a parking ticket on her rental car, loses its bumper, and it continued to get worse: ‘My life is not real’

By Apr 9th
‘He is not a monarch’: Donald Trump gets advice from Barbra Streisand — and suddenly, the stakes feel impossibly high

By Mar 31st
NYC server is at her wits end after one diner wanted her ‘chilled lobsters’ HOT and another ordered an item that wasn’t on the menu — three times

By Mar 23rd
Judge rips into tourist’s wild claims about ‘incapacitating’ spicy salsa, revealing the one simple thing he should have done

By Mar 14th
Bizarre 6’3” man spits on a woman in the NYC subway, then chases her yelling:‘Why are you scared of me?’

By Feb 18th
NYC girl hears screams next door and calls 911. When they break into the apartment, everyone’s shocked: ‘There might have been a murderer living here’

By Feb 12th
Republicans Continue to Try to Reference ‘Parks and Recreation’ and Fail

By Jan 5th
One day in office and Zohran Mamdani has already pushed an annoying criminal out of New York City

By Jan 3rd
‘It can’t be that bad’: New York City woman goes to the Box after hearing all about it. Then she goes to church just to cleanse herself

By Jan 3rd
New York City man asks woman on the street if she wants a designer bag. Then she follows him into an alley: ‘Girl I watch too much Dateline for this’

By Dec 27th
‘This is the fascist way’: After failing to turn NYC people against Zohran Mamdani, Republicans are trying to deport him to Uganda

By Oct 27th
Andrew Cuomo just got the funniest and most eye-roll worthy endorsement

By Sep 18th
‘Raising roofs and canes’: Woman goes to Raising Cane’s in Times Square. Then she sees a DJ inside. Why?

By Sep 13th
Rockettes Christmas Spectacular tickets are still available for Radio City Music Hall shows

By Dec 7th
Rats officially have more reproductive rights than me in the US, so I guess I’m going to become a rat.

By Oct 1st
Why are TikTok theories flying about an NYC serial killer?

By Sep 6th