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Woman’s United flight strands her in New Jersey. She gets meal and hotel vouchers. Then she tries using them: ‘I go to Starbucks… I get Cinnabon’

By Dec 28th
‘They still get paid:’ New Jersey woman orders Uber. Then she catches him sitting in car for 15 minutes instead of picking her up

By Nov 15th
‘My Shein won’t do this to me’: New Jersey woman receives Hermes bracelet as a gift. Then she tries to get it repaired

By Oct 15th
Husband of New Jersey mayor charged with DUI urges public to ‘leave her alone’

By Apr 8th
New Jersey Sen. Robert Menendez and Wife Indicted on Bribery Charges

By Sep 24th
John Fetterman Trolls Dr. Oz With Perfect Geography-Based TikTok

By Sep 4th
Pointing Out Dr. Oz’s New Jersey Roots Isn’t Xenophobic, but Republican Response to Him Has Been

By Aug 18th
Pissed Off and Pro-Choice, Women Are Running for Office in Record-Breaking Numbers

By Nov 6th
Female Cop Being Punished For Her Dominatrix Past? Gross. Sensationalized Reporting of It? Also Gross.

By Jun 16th
Things We Saw Today: Darth Vader and Yoda Seen Flying Over New Jersey

By Jul 24th
Princess The Football-Predicting Camel Has Passed Away, We Might As Well Cancel The Super Bowl

By Jan 17th
You Can Gamble Online as Long as You Live in New Jersey [Updating]

By Nov 26th
How Come Nobody But New Jersey Calls the Night Before Halloween “Mischief Night?”

By Oct 30th
Things We Saw Today: Wrap Boba Fett Around Your Little Finger With This Ring

By Oct 11th
The “Testicle-Biting Fish” Has Been Spotted Again, This Time In New Jersey

By Sep 25th
Now If You Text Someone Who’s Driving in NJ, You Could Be Held Liable If They Crash

By Aug 30th
Things We Saw Today: Crafty His Dark Materials Fan Turns a Pocket Watch Into An Alethiometer

By Aug 19th
New Jersey Bars Busted Selling Rubbing Alcohol and Dirty Water as Top Shelf Booze

By May 24th
Fact: Batman Is From New Jersey

By Feb 26th
I Wanna Go Fast: New Jersey Gas Stations Accidentally Pump Cars Full of Jet Fuel

By Dec 11th