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California woman visits ‘fancy spa’ during friend’s bachelorette trip, gets lathered in oil. Then realizes the therapist told her to ‘dress’

By Sanchari Ghosh May 6th
Kansas City woman gets 90-minute massage, tips $25 for it. Then the worker asks her for more: ‘I won’t be going back there again’

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jan 19th
‘Online it had 5 stars’: Nashville woman books massage. Then her male masseuse steps in

By Rachel Thomas Aug 11th
Does Paul Rudd Just Randomly Appear to Administer Massages at ALL Spas or Just Ones With Seth Rogen?

By Briana Lawrence Jul 6th
Report Reveals Sex Trafficking at “Massage Parlors” Is a Major Problem in the U.S.

By Teresa Jusino Jan 19th
Things We Saw Today: Would You Like to Get a Massage From This Cat?

By Maddy Myers Jun 5th
You’re Not Truly Relaxed Until a Python Named Walter Gives You a “Massage”

By Carolyn Cox May 22nd
Kitten Massages Other Kitten [Video]

By Robert Quigley Sep 24th