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Marco Rubio Gets Roasted for Tweet Mocking DNC Host Eva Longoria

By Chelsea SteinerAug 18th
Marco Rubio Continues to Be an Absolute Garbage Person

By Chelsea SteinerMar 31st
Florida Man Posts Bizarre Video Rant About Marxism, Is Still Somehow a Sitting Senator

By Jessica MasonFeb 24th
Marco Rubio Tries to Tone Police Capital Gazette Shooting Survivor, Gets Roundly Shamed by Social Media

By Chelsea SteinerJun 29th
John Oliver Explains Why We Should All Be Worried About the Recent U.S. Airstrike Against Syria

By Teresa JusinoApr 10th
What Do the Presidential Candidates Think About NASA and Should You Care?

By Kristen BobstFeb 27th
Marco Rubio Declines To Say How Old He Thinks The Earth Is — Declares He Is “Not A Scientist,” Proves He Is A Coward

By Ian ChantNov 19th