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Latest Marco Rubio Stories
Adam Kinzinger simply cannot after Marco Rubio does his best JD Vance impression for ‘toddler boss’
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Tom Disalvo
Mar 12th
‘It’s always been his plan’: Trump’s resurfaced debate with Marco Rubio confirms his ongoing intentions for Palestine
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Vanessa Esguerra
Feb 6th
‘Competent white men must be in charge’: A controversial Trump hire sparks outrage over racist, misogynistic Tweet
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Shannon Cudd
Feb 4th
The LA Dodgers Are Really Sorry They Listened To Marco Rubio
By
Kate Hudson
May 23rd
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Sarah Fimm
Dec 13th
Marco Rubio Gets Roasted for Tweet Mocking DNC Host Eva Longoria
By
Chelsea Steiner
Aug 18th
Marco Rubio Continues to Be an Absolute Garbage Person
By
Chelsea Steiner
Mar 31st
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Jessica Mason
Feb 24th
Marco Rubio Tries to Tone Police Capital Gazette Shooting Survivor, Gets Roundly Shamed by Social Media
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Chelsea Steiner
Jun 29th
John Oliver Explains Why We Should All Be Worried About the Recent U.S. Airstrike Against Syria
By
Teresa Jusino
Apr 10th
What Do the Presidential Candidates Think About NASA and Should You Care?
By
Dan Van Winkle
Feb 27th
Marco Rubio Declines To Say How Old He Thinks The Earth Is — Declares He Is “Not A Scientist,” Proves He Is A Coward
By
Ian Chant
Nov 19th