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Adam Kinzinger simply cannot after Marco Rubio does his best JD Vance impression for ‘toddler boss’

By Mar 12th
‘It’s always been his plan’: Trump’s resurfaced debate with Marco Rubio confirms his ongoing intentions for Palestine

By Feb 6th
‘Competent white men must be in charge’: A controversial Trump hire sparks outrage over racist, misogynistic Tweet

By Feb 4th
The LA Dodgers Are Really Sorry They Listened To Marco Rubio

By May 23rd
Marco Rubio, Do You Really Have Nothing To Do Except Ban TikTok? An Open Letter From a Concerned Karen

By Dec 13th
Marco Rubio Gets Roasted for Tweet Mocking DNC Host Eva Longoria

By Aug 18th
Marco Rubio Continues to Be an Absolute Garbage Person

By Mar 31st
Florida Man Posts Bizarre Video Rant About Marxism, Is Still Somehow a Sitting Senator

By Feb 24th
Marco Rubio Tries to Tone Police Capital Gazette Shooting Survivor, Gets Roundly Shamed by Social Media

By Jun 29th
John Oliver Explains Why We Should All Be Worried About the Recent U.S. Airstrike Against Syria

By Apr 10th
What Do the Presidential Candidates Think About NASA and Should You Care?

By Feb 27th
Marco Rubio Declines To Say How Old He Thinks The Earth Is — Declares He Is “Not A Scientist,” Proves He Is A Coward

By Nov 19th