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Things We Saw Today: T. rex Dinosaurs Couldn’t Run, So Jurassic Park Flat-Out LIED To Me

Jurassic Park was a lie!!!

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Here’s an Incredibly Intricate Breakdown of Jurassic Park’s Incredibly Intricate Effects

We have a T-Rex!

There's a reason the special effects of Jurassic Park are still revered over 20 years later—quite a few reasons, in fact, as you'll see demonstrated here.

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Holy Crap, Jeff Goldblum Is Back in Jurassic World 2, and Now We All Have to See It

Sequels, uh, find a way.

Jurassic Park is a solid classic, and that's due in part to Jeff Goldblum's memorable role as Dr. Ian Malcolm. He came back for the sequel, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, but has been absent from the franchise ever since—understandably, as the original series went off the rails. But 2015's Jurassic World was fairly well received, and it seems the time has finally come for Goldblum to return to the franchise.

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Things We Saw Today: Jurassic Park Parkour Is Ridiculous T-Rex Action

Devin Graham, a videographer who specializes in extreme sports, recently posted a YouTube video titled "Jurassic Park Meets Parkour In Real Life." In the video, two parkour practitioners--Ninja Nate, in an inflatable dino costume; and Calen Chan, playing the Chris Pratt character--act out a dino chase at Kualoa Ranch in Hawaii.

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Things We Saw Today: YouTube Series Shows How Cabaret Used Music to Warn Against Fascism

The awesome installment of Musical Hell's "Know the Score" series after the jump shows us how chillingly relevant the musical Cabaret still is, considering our current political climate. If you've ever wondered why art is so important, wonder no more.

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Things We Saw Today: Star Wars Colleagues and Friends Eulogize Carrie Fisher

So, yeah, there's pretty much only one story that's really resonating with us today, and that's the passing of Carrie Fisher. As the day has gone on, Fisher's friends and colleagues have been reacting to the news of her death publicly.

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Japanese Company Didn’t Learn a Thing From Jurassic Park, Wants to Make Robo-Dinos

Here's the latest entry into the "you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should" file.

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College Humor Reminds Us that Westworld Is Basically Just Jurassic Park With Robots

All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again. Wait, that's a totally different revamped 1970s sci-fi property, but the major point still stands. Michael Crichton loved him some amusement parks where the attractions go haywire.

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Sam Neill Says Dr. Grant’s Probably Dead, so Don’t Expect Him in Jurassic World 2

What a day-brightener.

Sam Neill, who played Dr. Grant, has said that he's not likely to appear in Jurassic World 2. Why? It came down to one of two things: he's either an accountant or dead.

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Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Screenwriter Penning Indiana Jones 5


Last week we learned that Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg would actually be returning for that long-rumored fifth Indiana Jones movie. At the time, Disney didn't reveal who would be writing the fifth installment in the franchise, but The Hollywood Reporter claims the movie will be penned by David Koepp.

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What If a Movie Ended As Soon As Someone Said The Title?

We'd definitely miss all the best parts of Jurassic Park.

What if the movie were to end as soon as a character said the name of the film? Someone proposed alternate endings to films like Jurassic Park, Fellowship of the Ring and 300 (among others) that immediately smash-cut to credits as soon as the film's title is spoken out loud.

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My Life in Monsters Chronicles Star Wars and Jurassic Park Animator Phil Tippett’s Career

Oscar-winning animator Phil Tippett is the man behind many iconic monsters, beginning with the masks in the Star Wars Cantina scene, to designing various creatures (including Tauntauns, Rancor whom he calls "a cross between a bear and a potato," and Jabba the Hutt) to Jurassic Park, and his new project "Mad God."

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Kangaroo Recreates Jurassic Park Jeep Chase Scene With Unwilling Golfers

Must go faster.

God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man kills God. God left a secret weapon behind: Kangaroos rule the Earth.

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Things We Saw Today: Alan Tudyk’s Hella Cute BB-8 Jack-O-Lantern

Holy heck this BB-8 pumpkin is way too freakin' adorable. Wait, who made it? Alan freakin' Tudyk?! Oh gosh, that's some amazing stream-crossing there.

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BD Wong Traces Relationship With Dr. Henry Wu, Wishes Him a Great Jurassic Death

"Might as well go for it."

BD Wong recently spoke to Spinoff Online about his role in the Jurassic movies as Dr. Henry Wu, the sinister scientist.

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This Dino Poop Scene Was Cut from Jurassic World Because It Was Utter Shit

God bless Editors, really.

In what I guess was an "homage" to Jurassic Park, Jurassic World's script apparently featured a scene in which Bryce Dallas Howard's character Claire is forced to smear herself with dino poop in order to cover up the scent of her vanilla lotion.

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How Claire Dearing Can Save The Jurassic Park Franchise in Jurassic World Sequels

Jurassic World director Colin Trevorrow made some rather intriguing comments about future sequels (the first currently being written and slated for release on June 22nd, 2018). When asked about Bryce Dallas Howard’s character, operations manager Claire Dearing, he said, “Claire is the one who evolves the most over the trilogy; it’s her story that mirrors this changing world.”

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Things We Saw Today: A DC Bombshells Harley Quinn Print

Who wouldn't want this spiffy number on their wall?

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Beautiful Concept Art for the Cancelled Jurassic Park Cartoon

After some consideration, I've decided not to endorse your show.

Artist William Stout has released some early concept art over on his blog for a "mature" Jurassic Park cartoon that he was hired to work on soon after the movie was released.

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This Jurassic Park Parody Trailer Made Everyone Run in High Heels Because Why Not?

That is one big pile of fierce.

Best part? Dr. Ian "I'm Actually Jeff Goldblum Playing Jeff Goldblum Playing A Doctor" Malcolm sexily strutting over to a giant pile of shit.

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