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Trevor Noah Roasts Republicans, Fox News at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

By Chelsea SteinerMay 1st
Dr. Oz Has Been Kicked off a Presidential Council He Never Should Have Been on in the First Place

By Vivian KaneMar 24th
Does Anyone Have Less Self-Awareness Than Kayleigh McEnany?

By Vivian KaneMar 17th
Lauren Boebert Managed To Get Herself Booed During the State of the Union

By Vivian KaneMar 2nd
What To Know About Ketanji Brown Jackson, Joe Biden’s Nominee for Supreme Court Justice

By Vivian KaneFeb 25th
Eric Trump Wants To Have a Dinner Party With Jesus So He Can Complain About Joe Biden

By Vivian KaneFeb 18th
“Stupid Son of a B****”: Joe Biden Caught on Hot Mic Saying What We’re All Thinking About Fox News’ Peter Doocy

By Vivian KaneJan 25th
Lol Trump Fans Hate on Tom Hanks Like Anyone’s Siding With THEM in That Scenario

By Rachel LeishmanJan 24th
Joe Biden Is Shocked—SHOCKED—That Republicans Didn’t Change Everything About Themselves Post-Trump

By Vivian KaneJan 20th
Biden White House To Provide 400 Million Free N95 Masks After Laughing off the Idea a Week Ago

By Vivian KaneJan 19th
Once Again, the White House Has Been Shamed Into Doing the Right Thing & Will Now Provide “High Quality Masks” for Free

By Vivian KaneJan 13th
So About Those “Free” At-Home COVID-19 Tests the Government Is Giving Us …

By Vivian KaneJan 11th
Dad Who Told Biden “Let’s Go Brandon” During Christmas Call Is Talking About Stolen Elections With Steve Bannon Now

By Vivian KaneDec 28th
Kamala Harris Will Very Briefly Become the First Female (Acting) President Today

By Vivian KaneNov 19th
Reporter Bizarrely Seems To Blame Joe Biden for Spread of “Let’s Go Brandon”

By Vivian KaneNov 12th
Congress Passes $1.2 Trillion Infrastructure Bill, Actually Accomplishes Something Good?

By Chelsea SteinerNov 6th
John Oliver Again Calls Out Biden for Quietly Continuing Trump’s Inhumane Immigration & Asylum Policies

By Vivian KaneSep 28th
Biden Announces Watered-Down Bipartisan Infrastructure Deal That Sacrifices Progressive Agenda

By Chelsea SteinerJun 24th
Things We Saw Today: RIP Champ Biden, the Best of Boys

By Chelsea SteinerJun 19th
I Voted for Harm Reduction in 2020 So Why Do I Still Feel Fucked?

By Princess WeekesJun 10th