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‘Poor analogy, especially for a Yale-educated lawyer’: JD Vance teases ‘arrangement’ with wife, compares it to the U.S.’s negotiations with Iran

By Apr 14th
‘He has no clue how to work an umbrella let alone a country’: A video of Trump handling an umbrella is going viral for all the wrong reasons

By Apr 13th
‘She won’t be getting a Xmas card from Trump this year’: MAGAs lose their minds as Meloni wipes her hands off Trump’s Iran war

By Apr 12th
‘I will be back’: Candace Owens loads up for her biggest attack on Donald Trump yet, after being called low IQ

By Apr 11th
‘We never changed, Trump did’: Marjorie Taylor Greene in shambles as Donald Trump isn’t the hero she fell for anymore

By Apr 10th
Barbra Streisand reminds the world that Trump’s lies are for the gullible — and plenty are still falling for it

By Apr 10th
‘So nasty’: Pete Hegseth scolds and insults reporter in stunning Pentagon meltdown

By Apr 9th
Fox News completely misses the point while sucking up to Trump, calls Iranian children ‘sick’ and ‘evil’ for defending the country’s infrastructure

By Apr 9th
More money to drop more bombs, exactly what the ‘President of Peace’ needs

By Apr 9th
Fox News correspondent clarifies Trump’s intentions in Iran, says he’s inclined to blow ‘everything up’ and take ‘the oil’

By Apr 9th
‘Iran won’: Piers Morgan rains on Donald Trump’s fantasy parade and mocks how Iran played him like rookie

By Apr 9th
Trump deflects war crimes question about Iran, turns attention to ‘failing’ New York Times circulation instead

By Apr 9th
‘Please keep bombing’: Say what now? Trump claims Iranians are urging him to keep bombing them to free them

By Apr 8th
‘Will finally end’: Donald Trump just threatened to erase a whole civilization

By Apr 8th
Rep. Moulton expresses uncertainty over Trump’s Iran plans, says he’s ‘not a child psychologist’ capable of reading his mind

By Apr 8th
Polymarket Users Crush Servers After Trump’s Iran Threats

By Apr 8th
MTG scolds Donald Trump and orders him to beg for God’s forgiveness after his wildly unholy Easter message

By Apr 7th
‘You’ve lost your marbles’: You know it’s bad when Piers Morgan tells Trump that his Easter message needs to go

By Apr 7th
Iraq vet lashes out at Polymarket for ‘disgusting’ bets on airmen’s lives in the Iran war

By Apr 7th
After more than a week of Trump claiming the US has the upper hand in negotiations with Iran, it turns out it doesn’t

By Apr 6th