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Woman meets cowboy at bar and they ride a horse together. Then she finds out it’s not a unique experience: ‘That horse hates Friday nights’

By Rachel Thomas Apr 5th
5 Questions I Have About the Escaped Horse on a Plane

By Kate Hudson Nov 15th
This One Connection Between Barbie and Oppenheimer Is Giving Me Life

By Madeline Carpou Jul 31st
If This ‘Sims 4’ Leak is True, I’ll Have to Finally Start Playing It

By Madeline Carpou Jun 9th
What’s Up With All These People Letting Horses Into Their Homes?

By Madeline Carpou Jun 2nd
Good News, ‘Zelda’ Players! We Get To Keep Our Horses From ‘Breath of the Wild’!

By Madeline Carpou May 12th
This Is the Most Disturbing Implication From the Latest ‘Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom’ Gameplay

By Madeline Carpou Mar 29th
This Unnecessary Easter Egg in ‘The Last of Us’ Had My Inner Horse Girl Geeking

By Madeline Carpou Feb 20th
‘The Mane Quest’s Alice Ruppert on ‘Horse Tales’ and How Making Indie Games Is a Canter, Not a Gallop

By Madeline Carpou Dec 19th
About That Time Donald Trump Tried To Pay His Lawyer With a Horse

By Vivian Kane Sep 8th
The Galloping Return of the “Horse Game”

By Madeline Carpou Aug 26th
Everyone Is Slowly Realizing the Horses Are Not Floating Down the River

By Rachel Leishman Aug 8th
Thanks To Science, We Can Know What Horses Are Feeling, Including Depression

By Jessica Mason Mar 10th
Monday Cute: Miniature Pony Gets His Own Stable Periscope So He’s Not Lonely

By Sam Maggs Mar 2nd
Headline of the Day: “Horse Herpes Outbreak Forces Rodeo Queens to Ride Stick Ponies”

By Robert Quigley May 27th
Amish Man’s Team of Horses Pulls Stuck Truck Out of the Snow

By Robert Quigley Feb 25th
“My Wife Knows Everything” Beats “My Wife Doesn’t Know” In Hilariously-Called Horserace

By Rachel Sklar Aug 25th