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24% of his time on the golf course and $70 million wasted, but Donald Trump wants you to believe he’s the hardest-working president

By Dec 1st
‘Scum of the earth’: Donald Trump is back at a golf course after leading his nation into a state of full-blown chaos

By Nov 10th
‘I’ll give you $50 right now if you…’: Indianapolis beverage cart girl says the job isn’t all it’s made out to be after getting ‘harassed on the daily’

By Oct 4th
‘Mansplaining final boss’: Female golf instructor goes to Topgolf. Then a man in the next bay comes over after seeing her swing

By Sep 25th
‘In Winnipeg it’s a staple‘: Beverage cart girl says man ordered a ‘water hazard.’ She has no idea what that is

By May 18th
After a hard week ruining the economy, Donald Trump has the audacity to brag about his golfing

By Apr 7th
Trump’s golf championship win at his own course says a lot about his ego

By Mar 18th
Everyone Just Really Wants To Believe Donald Trump Got Arrested

By Sep 12th
Donald Trump Golfs While America’s Death Toll Climbs to 100,000

By May 23rd
Pro Golfer Paige Spiranac Speaks Out About Online Harassment For Being Female While Golfing and Social Media-ing

By Dec 6th
Things We Saw Today: Halt and Catch Fire Star Joins the Blade Runner Sequel

By Jun 7th
Batman, This Is The Tumbler Golf Cart You Deserve

By Dec 2nd
Here’s How Not to Celebrate the Anniversary of MLK’s Famous Speech, Courtesy of the Golf Channel

By Aug 28th
Watch a Robot Trash Talk Golfer Rory McIlroy While Hitting Balls at Washing Machines

By Jun 29th
Things We Saw Today: Iron Gorilla Makes Us Wonder What An All Gorilla Avengers Would Look Like

By Jun 26th
This Somewhat Horrifying Drone Has a Surprisingly Mundane Purpose

By Mar 19th
Golfer Who Got Bitten By Black Widow And Kept Playing, You’re Our New Spider-Woman

By Feb 14th
Falling Shark Causes “Rain of Terror” on California Golf Course (Get it!?)

By Oct 27th
Things We Saw Today: Lydia Ko, Aged 15, Makes Golf History

By Aug 27th
Golfer Makes Hole-In-One, Wins Body Weight In Ham

By Oct 7th