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Don Jr’s Wedding Had 40 Guests, None of Them His Dad, and Kimmel’s Monologue Revealed the One Thing Trump Prioritizes Over Family

By Terrina Jairaj May 30th
‘Wasteful Spending’: Donald Trump spends $200M on golf, while GOP guts cancer research and begs for another $200B to bomb Middle East

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 31st
‘Taxpayers’ money’: Donald Trump resorts to his favorite hobby after setting the world on fire, but no one’s surprised

By Sanchari Ghosh Mar 10th
Donald Trump claims you can’t run a country playing golf, but guess who was on the golf field for 88 days last year?

By Kopal Jan 22nd
24% of his time on the golf course and $70 million wasted, but Donald Trump wants you to believe he’s the hardest-working president

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 1st
‘Scum of the earth’: Donald Trump is back at a golf course after leading his nation into a state of full-blown chaos

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 10th
‘I’ll give you $50 right now if you…’: Indianapolis beverage cart girl says the job isn’t all it’s made out to be after getting ‘harassed on the daily’

By Charlotte Colombo Oct 4th
‘Mansplaining final boss’: Female golf instructor goes to Topgolf. Then a man in the next bay comes over after seeing her swing

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Sep 25th
‘In Winnipeg it’s a staple‘: Beverage cart girl says man ordered a ‘water hazard.’ She has no idea what that is

By Claire Goforth May 18th
After a hard week ruining the economy, Donald Trump has the audacity to brag about his golfing

By Jordan Collins Apr 7th
Trump’s golf championship win at his own course says a lot about his ego

By Rachel Leishman Mar 18th
Everyone Just Really Wants To Believe Donald Trump Got Arrested

By Vivian Kane Sep 12th
Donald Trump Golfs While America’s Death Toll Climbs to 100,000

By Chelsea Steiner May 23rd
Pro Golfer Paige Spiranac Speaks Out About Online Harassment For Being Female While Golfing and Social Media-ing

By Teresa Jusino Dec 6th
Things We Saw Today: Halt and Catch Fire Star Joins the Blade Runner Sequel

By Carolyn Cox Jun 7th
Batman, This Is The Tumbler Golf Cart You Deserve

By Jill Pantozzi Dec 2nd
Here’s How Not to Celebrate the Anniversary of MLK’s Famous Speech, Courtesy of the Golf Channel

By Victoria McNally Aug 28th
Watch a Robot Trash Talk Golfer Rory McIlroy While Hitting Balls at Washing Machines

By Glen Tickle Jun 29th
Things We Saw Today: Iron Gorilla Makes Us Wonder What An All Gorilla Avengers Would Look Like

By Isabella Kapur Jun 26th
This Somewhat Horrifying Drone Has a Surprisingly Mundane Purpose

By Glen Tickle Mar 19th