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Fred Mariocco

Oregon School Endangers Children by Canceling After School Zombie Survival Skills Class

Armand Larive Middle School in Hermiston, Oregon has cancelled perhaps its most popular--and arguably most important--class: an extracurricular after-school course in zombie survival skills. The after school class, which included reading and writing elements as well as the training to help kids survive a zombie apocalypse, had more than 70 students enrolled in two sessions. And since it was so popular, of course, administration officials and concerned parents had to make sure that it no longer existed, upholding their sacred duty to make middle school the worst.

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