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Latest Elon Musk Stories
As DOGE descends into disaster, Elon Musk suddenly (and predictably) sheds responsibility for the agency
By
Omar
Mar 8th
‘Because I’m not Black’: Elon Musk’s infuriating lies about Starlink’s South Africa ban target racial tension
By
Kahron Spearman
Mar 8th
The Trump administration has had enough of Elon Musk as Cabinet meeting devolves into chaos
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Mar 7th
‘DOGE should look into that’: Elon Musk’s Starship explosion leaves Americans fed up over his wasteful, selfish spending
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Mar 7th
‘That’s a lot of wasteful spending. Where’s DOGE?’: Elon Musk burns money with second exploding Starship this year
By
Jordan Collins
Mar 7th
Latest Political Tea: Donald Trump takes aim at gay marriage after bullying Zelenskyy and coddling Musk
By
Nahila Bonfiglio
Mar 7th
Donald Trump tells his Cabinet that Elon Musk isn’t allowed to fire federal workers anymore
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Mar 6th
After praising Elon Musk in her new book, a romance author is under fire
By
Sarah Barrett
Mar 5th
Bernie Sanders isn’t holding back when calling out Trump’s lies
By
Sarah Fimm
Mar 5th
Over 350K Canadians want Elon Musk’s citizenship revoked
By
Jon Silman
Mar 5th
Federal workers raise the alarm on Trump’s administration: ‘Hegseth is compromised’
By
Tom Disalvo
Mar 4th
‘Deliberate sabotage’: DOGE purges and allegedly cancels leases of agency responsible for weather prediction
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Mar 4th
Fox News props up wild new theory that Democrats are trying to kill cursive so the Constitution is illegible
By
Will Kennedy
Mar 3rd
Definitely don’t re-share this video that Elon Musk and JD Vance want erased from the internet
By
Christian Bone
Mar 3rd
To no surprise, Elon Musk admits that his productivity email wasn’t legit at all
By
Sarah Fimm
Feb 27th
The White House can’t answer one crucial question according to a late-night TV host
By
Sarah Fimm
Feb 26th
‘We will make mistakes’: Elon Musk casually admits DOGE ‘accidentally’ canceled Ebola prevention
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Feb 26th
In other news, DOGE team nopes out of Elon Musk’s public service overhaul
By
Sarah Fimm
Feb 26th
Trump wants a ‘merit-based’ society, so he appointed people with no merit and little experience
By
Sarah Fimm
Feb 25th
MAGAs mock Wisconsin’s gender-neutral terms in hateful transgender attack
By
Rachel Leishman
Feb 25th
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