Ewan Selmes, Author at The Mary Sue

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Stories by Ewan Selmes

‘Disgraceful. Also, unconstitutional’: Donald Trump deports doctor legally working in U.S. despite federal court order to stop

By Mar 16th
Divorce might be the only way Prince Harry and Meghan Markle get to live the future they dreamed together

By Mar 16th
Prince Harry’s life is on the line and unfortunately, Donald Trump holds all the cards

By Mar 16th
King Charles protecting Canada from Trump while silently bidding farewell to a minister fired for questioning the U.S. president

By Mar 15th
‘Trailer trash in a suit with a key to fort knox’: Ever the hard-working president, Donald Trump finds new way to disappoint America

By Mar 15th
Prince William explains why he keeps refusing his three kids’ adorable request to follow in his footsteps

By Mar 14th
Meghan Markle faces her worst criticism yet as she’s compared to… Donald Trump?

By Mar 14th
In proof that we live in the worst timeline, tech bros are now pushing Trump to create corporate company towns

By Mar 12th
Philly Rep. Brendan Boyle delivers a timely reminder about who’s to blame for any impending government shutdowns

By Mar 12th
Queen Camilla accused of making subtle dig at Meghan Markle by teaming up with her ex-bestie turned enemy

By Mar 12th