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‘Nah I need the keys to the ship at that point’: Carnival Cruise passengers witness something traumatizing on board. So Carnival gives them free dessert

By Nov 24th
‘People gotta stop normalizing being scammed’: Carnival Cruise soda machine charges 27 cents per ounce. Then passenger fills a small cup with Sprite

By Sep 30th
‘This was only the beginning’: Singer gets job in production cast for major cruise line. Then band leader starts telling her inappropriate things

By Sep 12th
‘If the dog don’t smell anything why keep looking?’: Carnival Cruise customer says room was searched without ’cause.’ Can Carnival do ‘random searches?’

By Jul 25th
‘Our entire safe was open’: Royal Caribbean passenger reports housekeeping coming into her room multiple times despite ‘do not disturb’ sign. Then she gets detained

By Jul 6th
Watching This 9-Month World Cruise Unfold Will Probably Be My 2024 Obsession

By Dec 29th
Good Luck To Every Man Whose Significant Other Convinces Him To Go on the ‘Gone Girl’ Cruise

By Jul 26th
Carnival Cruises Wants to Start Sailing Again in August. What Could Go Wrong!?

By May 4th
Things We Saw Today: Prince’s “Paisley Park” to Open As a Museum in October

By Aug 25th
Huge New Cruise Ship Becomes Mario Kart, Adds Actual Race Track

By Apr 7th
The Walking Dead-Themed “Walker Stalker Cruise” Launches in January

By Jul 1st
Creationists Not Happy About Carnival Cruises’ “Come Back to the Sea” Super Bowl Ad

By Feb 5th
Like Comedy? Into Boats? Check out the Atlantic Ocean Comedy and Music Festival, Better Known as BoatParty.biz

By May 21st
Royal Caribbean May Offer Hobbit Cruises

By Mar 19th
Virtual Balconies Will Make Your Cheap Room Seem Less Cheap on Royal Caribbean Cruises

By Feb 4th
Second Carnival Ship Loses Power, Begins Poop Cruise II: The Secret of the Ooze

By Mar 15th
Brown Christmas: Norovirus Hits Two Holiday Cruises Sickening 400

By Dec 31st
Best Vacation Ever: We’re Crazy for JoCo Cruise Crazy

By Jul 14th