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Britain Was Not the First Country to Abolish Chattel Slavery No Matter How Many Times Royal Defenders Say It

By Alyssa Shotwell Sep 20th
CNN’s New President Made His First Hire: A Top NYPD Cop Best Known for Denying Post-9/11 Racist Practices

By Vivian Kane Sep 6th
New Head of DC Films Allegedly Required to Report Directly to Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav

By Alyssa Shotwell Sep 6th
CNN Is Truly Just Fox News Lite Now

By Vivian Kane Sep 5th
What the Hell Is Going On at CNN?

By Vivian Kane Aug 22nd
Republican Rep. Deletes Profoundly Embarrassing Tweet After Apparently Just Now Learning How Television Works

By Vivian Kane Jun 17th
Fox News Viewers Were Paid to Switch to CNN for a Month & the Effect Is Encouraging

By Vivian Kane Apr 12th
CNN Has Fired Chris Cuomo, “Effective Immediately”

By Vivian Kane Dec 6th
New Documents Show CNN’s Chris Cuomo Acted as His Brother’s Strategist & Spy in the Face of Abuse, Harassment Allegations

By Vivian Kane Nov 30th
Yes, 12 Gallons of Milk Is a LOT, but Let’s Talk About What’s Contributing to Inflation

By Alyssa Shotwell Nov 8th
CNN Fires 3 Unvaxxed Employees, Inexplicably Keeps Jeffrey Toobin on Payroll

By Chelsea Steiner Aug 6th
Michael Flynn’s Family Says Video of Them Chanting QAnon Slogan Was Just, Uh, a Coincidence

By Vivian Kane Jul 8th
CNN’s Brianna Keilar Takes Down Tucker Carlson: “He Is White Rage”

By Chelsea Steiner Jun 26th
Jeffrey Toobin Back at CNN Less Than a Year After Exposing Himself To Colleagues on Zoom

By Vivian Kane Jun 11th
Rick Santorum Doubles Down on Racist Native American Comments After CNN Firing

By Lyra Hale May 25th
Finally! CNN Fires Rick Santorum After His Racist Comments About Native Americans

By Chelsea Steiner May 22nd
CNN Is Going To Get Rid of Rick Santorum, Right?

By Vivian Kane May 5th
Remembering That Time Jon Stewart Owned Tucker Carlson So Hard His Show Got Canceled

By Vivian Kane May 5th
On Her Way Out, CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin Calls Out the Male-Dominated Network’s Gender Imbalance

By Vivian Kane Apr 8th
Kayleigh McEnany Responds To Accusation of Lying “the Way Most People Breathe” by Going on Fox News & Lying a Bunch

By Vivian Kane Dec 29th