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Aldi shopper cooks chicken in air fryer and spots strange layers, then says ‘This has to be 3D-printed’

By KD Rossly Oct 9th
‘It’s Oozing Blood’: A Golden Corral Customer Found Red Liquid in His Chicken. By His Third Plate, He’d Given Up on Chicken Entirely

By Anshu Thakur Sep 9th
Kentucky Man Tries Ordering Zaxby’s Traditional Chicken Wings, Only to Get Confused After Seeing the Prices: ‘Math Ain’t Mathing’

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 3rd
You Can Now Own the Rotisserie Chicken Purse of Your Dreams — and for Only $5.97

By Misty Layne Aug 31st
Chili’s Customer Gets the Triple Dipper for Her Family. Then She Realizes Something Was Wrong When She Bit Into the Chicken: ‘I Feel Sick’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 13th
TikToker Orders KFC’s 50-Piece Chicken Poppers, Then Claims They Only Gave Him 35 Pieces: ‘This is What People Do, They Scam’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 6th
Arizona waitress serves customers who think chicken ramen is vegetarian. Then they ask if vanilla ice cream is meat-free and tip $5 on a $120 tab

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 11th
Ladies, your ‘chicken ick’ is terrifyingly real, and a top psychologist reveals the shocking truth behind why you suddenly hate dinner

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th
Cat owner’s $1,500 vet nightmare ends with the most ridiculous diagnosis imaginable

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 19th
Boston woman’s ‘weakness for chicken cutty’ led her to a near-death experience and fulfilled her best friend’s prophecy: ‘Way too ironic for me’

By Kopal Mar 15th
People are just discovering the truth about why turkey eggs are nowhere to be found

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 15th
Trump’s Secretary claims $3 can buy a full meal — chicken, broccoli, a tortilla, plus ‘something else’

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
‘Please send help this is not ok’: Los Angeles woman bites into Dave’s Hot Chicken tender. Then she sees something green inside

By Melody Heald Jul 31st
‘I should’ve at least got a refund’: Woman drives 2 hours away for Dave’s Hot Chicken in Kansas after placing online order. Then she gets there and sees a dark building

By Braden Bjella Jul 18th
‘This isn’t just Aldi. This is in every grocery store’: Woman says you should always look for this word on your chicken—otherwise, it’s ’lab grown’

By Claire Goforth Jun 11th
Kids, Please Don’t Cook Your Chicken in Nyquil

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 20th
KFC’s Weird Streak Continues: This Box of Fried Chicken Has a USB Port

By Maddy Myers Jun 22nd
Domino’s Now Offers Pizza With Fried Chicken Instead of Dough

By Glen Tickle Apr 16th
Meet The Eleven-Foot “Chicken From Hell”

By Carolyn Cox Mar 20th
There’s a Salmonella Outbreak Being Reported and The CDC Is Still Shut Down

By Victoria McNally Oct 8th