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Arizona waitress serves customers who think chicken ramen is vegetarian. Then they ask if vanilla ice cream is meat-free and tip $5 on a $120 tab

By Apr 11th
Ladies, your ‘chicken ick’ is terrifyingly real, and a top psychologist reveals the shocking truth behind why you suddenly hate dinner

By Apr 9th
Cat owner’s $1,500 vet nightmare ends with the most ridiculous diagnosis imaginable

By Mar 19th
Boston woman’s ‘weakness for chicken cutty’ led her to a near-death experience and fulfilled her best friend’s prophecy: ‘Way too ironic for me’

By Mar 15th
People are just discovering the truth about why turkey eggs are nowhere to be found

By Mar 15th
Trump’s Secretary claims $3 can buy a full meal — chicken, broccoli, a tortilla, plus ‘something else’

By Jan 19th
‘Please send help this is not ok’: Los Angeles woman bites into Dave’s Hot Chicken tender. Then she sees something green inside

By Jul 31st
‘I should’ve at least got a refund’: Woman drives 2 hours away for Dave’s Hot Chicken in Kansas after placing online order. Then she gets there and sees a dark building

By Jul 18th
‘This isn’t just Aldi. This is in every grocery store’: Woman says you should always look for this word on your chicken—otherwise, it’s ’lab grown’

By Jun 11th
Kids, Please Don’t Cook Your Chicken in Nyquil

By Sep 20th
KFC’s Weird Streak Continues: This Box of Fried Chicken Has a USB Port

By Jun 22nd
Domino’s Now Offers Pizza With Fried Chicken Instead of Dough

By Apr 16th
Meet The Eleven-Foot “Chicken From Hell”

By Mar 20th
There’s a Salmonella Outbreak Being Reported and The CDC Is Still Shut Down

By Oct 8th
Hen Gives Birth to Live Chick Without the Egg

By Apr 26th
10 Foods You Can Allegedly Make In A Coffee Maker

By Feb 3rd
Narrow Escapes from Death

By Sep 13th
This Exists: Red Velvet Fried Chicken

By Aug 16th