PSA: This Is A Guinea Pig Wearing Leather Steampunk Wings
Does the President know about this?
It’s been a difficult week in a cruel, cold world but know this: life has its ups, life has its downs, life has a guinea pig named Pulguinha wearing tiny, possibly-articulated leather steampunk wings.
Sure, sharing the skies with a winged rodent may seem silly to you, but it’s actually the logical next step in a recent trend–in past years we’ve seen chainmail for Sir Guinea Gallahad priced at $24,300, as well as Cat Battle Armor sewn from the richest vegan leather. With this increase in critter battle gear, there was a clear tactical need for an aerial guinea pig scout capable of soaring ahead to spy on the enemies of happiness (I may have read too much Redwall once).
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