Mew-Mew the Brave Will Protect Your Castle In Cat Armor
We Can Cause More Damage That Way
Etsy user schnabuble has some pretty interesting things for sale in their shop but perhaps none more so than this – Cat Battle Armor. They write, “100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable, the Cat Battle Armor is a for-reals armor harness for your kitty. Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor.”
At first I was like, “I’ll take 2!” And then I saw it was $500 and remembered my cats would murder me in my sleep if I tried.