There’s a Ridiculous $1 Million Saints Row IV Special Edition
The insanity of Saints Row is spilling over into the real world.
Do you have a million dollars? Better question: Do you have a million dollars and no sense of reason or financial responsibility? Then you’re in luck. There’s a one million dollar special edition pack for Saints Row IV, and like the game itself, it’s completely insane.
In “The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition” besides the game itself, the lucky buyer — and it’s limited to only one buyer — gets cars, a flight in space, first class flights around the world, and more. So much more. Here’s the full rundown of what you get when you spend one million dollars on a video game:
Saints Row IV: Commander in Chief Edition
A Virgin Galactic space flight
Full-Size Dub-Step gun replica
A personal shopper
Plastic Surgery (we assume it’s for you, and not the personal shopper)
One week at the Top Royal Suite at the Burj-Al-Arab in Dubai
One week for two at the Jefferson hotel in Washington, DC
First-class air travel to both Dubai and DC
One day of spy training
A hostage experience
A Lamborghini Gallardo
A Prius, because you probably won’t want to drive the Lamborghini everywhere
If you have one million dollars and you want to spend it all on a whole bunch of crazy stuff at once, you can try to order the Saints Row IV: Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition via email by contacting firstname.lastname@example.org.