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Seriously, This Time: Chocolate Easter Cthulhu

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Two weeks ago we reported on a sadly foolin’ April Fools joke: artist Paul Carrick was working through the design phase of some resin Cthulhu statues, and noticed that they looked an awful lot like chocolate if you weren’t to particular. Thus, he introduced the internet to he hypothetical idea of the Chocolate Easter Cthulhu.

But it was sadly only an April Fools joke. But it is two weeks later now, and Easter is next Sunday (Happy Passover, as well!), and Jason McKittrick‘s chocolate Cthulhus are no joke.

What they are instead is slightly smaller (only three inches tall) and quite scarce. McKittrick is “doing a limited production run of these for a short time only,” and selling them for $10 each. So if you’d like to nestle the high priest of the incomprehensible elder gods in with some jelly beans, bunny-shaped sweet tarts, and a great deal of green plastic “grass,” you should get on that now.

(via Topless Robot.)

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