Portal 2 Shower Curtains Contain Less Than 1% Mercury

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If you are getting a little sick of your tastefully designed pastel blue shower curtain with the clear liner that doesn’t have enough magnets in the bottom to keep it attached to the tub, and you really dig Portal, you should probably head on over to ThinkGeek and get yourself the above Aperture Laboratories branded shower curtain. If you are willing to drop $19.99, you can show your bathroom how much you love Portal, as well as obtain what is probably the only shower curtain in existence with a footnote, which lets you know that your brand new shower curtain contains less than 1% mercury.

A terrifying bathroom:

Get it? Because Aperture turrets sing and people sing in the shower? Yeah.

(ThinkGeek via Kotaku)

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