Porn Sex vs. Real Sex as Explained With Highly Entertaining Food Imagery [Video]

I think we’re all pretty clear on the whole porn-is-not-an-accurate-depiction-of-sex thing. But have you wondered what the facts and figures are for the differences? And desperately wanted to see those statistics explained via some intriguing images of food, which is only occasionally abused? Yeah, me neither, but it turns out the result is pretty great.

It’s also worth noting that a calm, British accent can make anything sound scientific and informative. The only real problem with the video is that I can no longer look at Nutella the same way and may need to hesitate before chopping any vegetables. Without further ado, enjoy.

(via Uproxx)

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