Couldn't every problem in The Little Mermaid be addressed if Ariel had just, you know, written Prince Eric a NOTE?

In a night of terrible moments, this was the worst.

Remember the times when we could complain about a bad superhero movie and that was the most important thing happening in our lives? Well, those days are gone because after last night's debate, we now know what something truly terrible looks like.

Donald Trump did not denounce white supremacist groups and violence, but of course, he's already got people jumping to his defense and saying he did, so let's break down how that's inaccurate, why he did not, and why this question keeps coming up. First, let's talk about what he did say.

Remember that episode of Parks and Recreation where Leslie Knope is the only qualified candidate running for City Council and she has to debate a bunch of people who don't know what they're doing? And it's beyond frustrating because she should clearly be the frontrunner but somehow Bobby Newport is in the lead?

Donald Trump screamed and interupeted Joe Biden for 90 minutes and wouldn't condemn white supremacists. Typical Tuesday.

Netflix decided to give us all a nice, much-needed gift today in the form of announcing their holiday movie lineup.

Jennifer's Body has seen a cultural resurgence despite being a critical and commercial bomb when it debuted. Interviews with Megan Fox and writer Diablo Cody have shown that both suffered from the backlash and that a lot of it came from the marketing of the movie presenting it as something for the male gaze, when that was not the intention.

Senate Majority Turtle Mitch McConnell doesn't want to debate his challenger, Amy McGrath, with a female moderator.

If we are going to make more Cinderella films, then the bar of "feminism" needs to be raised because Drew Barrymore already carried a prince on her back.