Fine, Internet. Fine. Henry Cavill has Abdominal Muscles

Introducing a new category: What the Heck is Happening in this Set Photo?

Because, sure, I know a lot of people looking at this photo are thinking only about Superman’s, né Henry Cavil’s, muscles, but my eyes instead went straight to the inexplicable rack of what appears to be either bacon strips or salmon filets and now I really want to know if there is an Alaskan tangent to Man of Steel where he becomes a hunter/trapper and sells beaver pelts to the settlers back east.

I am also wondering if the Alaskan house (based on the appearance of a car with an Alaska license plate in some of the other photos in this shoot) is, in fact, the lamest Fortress of Solitude analogue ever created.

Jamie wonders if Superman would have to defend his salmon from grizzly bears, and I countered by suggesting that he already has, and that isn’t actually salmon. It’s bear bacon. It puts hair on your chest.

Bear hair.

This has been: What the Heck is Happening in this Set Photo?

(via Blastr.)

Previously in What the Heck

• What the Heck, Dark Knight Rises?
• What the Heck, Avengers?