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What the Heck is Happening In This Set Photo?

Introducing a new category: What the Heck is Happening in this Set Photo?

Because, sure, I know a lot of people looking at this photo are thinking only about Superman’s, né Henry Cavil’s, muscles, but my eyes instead went straight to the inexplicable rack of what appears to be either bacon strips or salmon filets and now I really want to know if there is an Alaskan tangent to Man of Steel where he becomes a hunter/trapper and sells beaver pelts to the settlers back east.

I am also wondering if the Alaskan house (based on the appearance of a car with an Alaska license plate in some of the other photos in this shoot) is, in fact, the lamest Fortress of Solitude analogue ever created.

Jamie wonders if Superman would have to defend his salmon from grizzly bears, and I countered by suggesting that he already has, and that isn’t actually salmon. It’s bear bacon. It puts hair on your chest.

Bear hair.

This has been: What the Heck is Happening in this Set Photo?

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Previously in What the Heck

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.

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