This Christmas, Santa Claus Retires the Sleigh and Pilots a Mech

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It’s a widely accepted scientific fact that kids these days just don’t fear the omnipotent judge of the righteous and damned, Santa Claus, like they once used to. Years ago, the prospect of having one’s gift withheld and given a lump of coal instead was enough to convince children to behave. Today, the little brats have the absurd notion that they’re entitled to being showered in free material goods. This year, things are going to be different. Cartoonist Mark Anderson has constructed the ultimate mobile weapon in bad behavior deterrence entirely out of LEGO: The LEGO Santa Claus Mech!

Remember, kids, you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, and we’re telling you why: Santa Claus has a lock on your current position and is about to make it rain.

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(Mark Anderson via Laughing Squid)

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