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Kangaroo Recreates Jurassic Park Jeep Chase Scene With Unwilling Golfers

Must go faster.

God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man kills God. God left a secret weapon behind: Kangaroos rule the Earth.

We’ve known that cats and raptors are basically the same pet, but we had no idea other animals shared such close ties to killer dinosaurs.

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These two golfers were reviewing a course in Queensland, Australia when a kangaroo showed up to defend its turf. Luckily, they clearly spared no expense with their golf cart, which was able to outpace the kangaroo—if only because the thing couldn’t come up with an attack plan that would work on a moving vehicle, no matter how comically slow. Good thing it wasn’t quit big enough to go for the Full Rex:

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I’ll never call golf a dull game again.

(via Uproxx, featured image via Flying Cloud on Flickr)

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