1. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s weird thoughts on manhood (Guy Code Blog)
2. These Doctor Who engagement photos are wibbly wobbly timey wimey adorable (The Mary Sue)
3. 10 albums you need to hear this month (Flavorwire)
4. Carl’s Jr. puts the Epic Meal Time guys in a new commercial (The Braiser)
5. 7 Google Reader alternatives in case you’ve actually waited this long (GeekSugar)
6. Worlds Collide: Superman is dating Penny from The Big Bang Theory (GossipCop)
7. American Ninja Warrior is back tonight if you like watching people fall off stuff (UPROXX)

(Title pic via Reddit)