There's no cross domain hackery or tracking voodoo, it's just some sweet jQuery animations.
Please, think of the animations.
In the meantime, enjoy the html version below. I guess. If that's your thing.
A tool and his sword
Rebecca: Joffrey trips and stabs himself. The end.
Jill: When will he learn him and swords DO NOT MESH WELL.
'Do you know what they did to my brother? And my mother?'
Rebecca: An extraordinary awkward dinner date between two newlyweds.
Jill: But look at that view!
Between a Casterly Rock and a Hard Place
Rebecca: "Sorry my family killed yours..."
Jill: What's the appropriate response for that? Flowers? Chocolates? Balloons shaped like direwolves?
GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY
Jill: That's a nice vest you got there.
'I lie awake all night thinking of how they died.'
Rebecca: I want Sansa to kill everyone and everything.
Jill: My hope is she will, but indirectly. Never actually laying a hand on anyone.
Rebecca: Our lady of artful manipulation.
Rebecca: "Yeah, I caused the Red Wedding. What of it?"
Jill: "It's good to be the King. Oh wait, I'm not the King. My mistake."
On the road again...
Rebecca: Arya-Sandor supplants Tyrion-Bronn as
Game of Thrones' resident road trip AU duo.
Jill: I really hope someone calls The Hound her dad along the way.
Bronn teaching Jaime how to sword
Rebecca: *muffled sounds of Ilyn Payne crying in the distance*
Jill: Man, Jaime is going to get so much shit from Bronn during these scenes. I can't wait.
'You can avenge them'
Rebecca: Wrong movie, Oberyn.
Jill: Has he been speaking to Tony Stark?
X-Men: First Class Erik?
Jon Snow Face ™
Burn baby burn
Rebecca: Mmmmm. Sweet, fiery death.
Jill: Melisandre, you love fire so much, let me introduce you to Daenerys...
Rebecca: Step AWAY from Team Dragonstone, Jill.
Rebecca: I feel bad for his actor. He's going to have such an uphill battle getting fans to accept him.
Jill: DOWN WITH DAARIO 2.0!!!! Oh, I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Rebecca: *heavy breathing*
Jill: Rebecca, this is a family establishment!
Rebecca: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
He oozes ickiness
Rebecca: *leaps through the screen and punches Littlefinger in the face*
Jill: *pets Rebecca*
Let's just gaze at this still of the Oberyn fight scene for a bit
'Khaleeesi, maybe you should treat your enemies with mercy'
Rebecca: Have you met her?
Jill: It's not fair Dany gets Ser Barristan as her adopted Granpa. He's the coolest.
'I will answer injustice with justice'
Rebecca: I would like this line a lot more if I didn't imagine Dany sitting up at night, penning these one-liners and cackling to herself and how awesome she'll sound when she says them. Reign in the drama a bit, Mother of Dragons.
Jill: "I'm Batman."
'How bout I treat my enemies to a CATAPULT TO THE FACE?!'
Rebecca: My mistake.
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAAAAAAAY
Rebecca: "Oh, sh—"
Jill: Thanks, Rebecca, now I've got Ace of Base stuck in my head.
Rebecca: Glad to be of service.
I heard you were talking smack about Team Dragonstone
Rebecca: How I look at Stannis haters. JILL.
Jill: A guy named the Onion Knight is cooler than Stannis. Just, think about that.
GASP. Book feelings.
Rebecca: "We are now passing underneath the Titan of Braavos. Don't look up."
Jill: What have they got in there, King Kong?
'Everything Jon Snow is your fault'
Jill: This guy...I would like to drink with this guy.
'Sure you want to go there, Scragglybeard'
Rebecca: Never mess with redheads.
Jill: I can certainly attest to that.
Who run the world? GIRLS.
Rebecca: Dany and her backup dancers.
Jill: To YouTube!
Rebecca: If you like it then you should've put a crown on it.
Jill: Dany's army needs some flair.
They get so big!
Rebecca: My little babies,
off to destroy people.
Jill: All three of them!!! Give me!
Rebecca: Me when sexist commenters.
Someone's getting stabbed.
Rebecca: Me when
really sexist commenters.
Jill: They have no idea what they face.
Rebecca: "Screw you dad, I wanted cashews, not peanuts!"
Asha is coming for everyone's heads
Rebecca: BOW BEFORE THE KRAKEN QUEEN!
Season 4: The return of twincest
Jill: "Heyyyy, brother..."
Rebecca: "Hey guys, what are you..." "Uh.... he has something in his teeth."
Ygritte? Is that you?
Rebecca: She looks different.
Bow chicka bow wow
Rebecca: Just gonna leave this here.
Goat says NOT TODAY, dragon!
Rebecca: This goat will emerge from the ashes as the true king of Westeros.
Jill: The End.
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As you’ll know if you saw our
reaction post to that 15-minute , Jill and I—your resident Game of Thrones preview Game of Thrones show watchers/book readers—are excited about season four. Very excited. Arya Stark being given a sword excited. So when we watched the new trailer yesterday (several times… maybe), we couldn’t hold back from taking a bunch of screencaps and freaking out all over them. Feel free to join us in the comments.
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