“Deleted Scenes of Women in Disaster Movies Written by Men” Explains the Well-Groomed Women of the Apocalypse
Unrealistic Zombiepocalypse Beauty Standards.
Filmmaker and comedian Dara explains how the average Hollywood heroine keeps her armpits smooth and her underwear un-spotted in the event of post-apocalyptic meltdown. Seriously, can you guys think of any films with realistic beauty standards for imperiled women? All I want is a hairy-legged Katniss. That would really give the Capitol what-for.
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