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The Mary Sue’s Favorite Comments of the Week: Finn Franchiserestarter

With bonus BB Bing.

BoyegaFinnWhat did you get up to this week, you scamps?

Screenshot 2014-12-12 at 3.47.52 PMAll of this is now canon, just so you know. Someone cc Abrams?

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PrincessButterRump accurately summed up our feelings about Colbert’s Entertainment Weekly Hobbit cover story: “And in that moment, I swear we were all Colbert.”

Scarlet Pirate on Gamergate’s preposterous interactions with indie devs: “We’re not about harassing women, we just started a movement based on how we feel SOME PEOPLE don’t belong in the industry and we don’t like them getting their dirty vaginas over everything we think belongs to us. Also we started the whole ethics movement based on a throne of unethical lies and sub par to nonexistent fact checking.”

The surprisingly awesome pickup artist simulator we covered this week led some of you to speak the truth:

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Ella Burrows on a typically gross brogrammer job listing: “What? Women can’t code, this ad was meant for men who can, like Brian and Steve, Barbie taught me that, I’m allowed to be a hairdresser but that is it.”

Nice reference there, Ella.

Remember that rad new new Mad Max trailer starring Tom Hardy? To quote Hesster56, “When the Outback is…ashes…then you have my permission to drive.”

And then Zach Krishef made our week with his comment on the Guardians honest trailer:

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D’awwww. We are rubber, you are glue, bounce off us and stick to you!

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