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Dog Humping Competition Demands Discipline, Rigorous Judging

So, today on the Internet, you get to see dogs hump legs competitively for The Humpy Awards. This mind-blowing video is part of a promotion for a new series on AMC, Small Town Security. I don’t see the connection, but I do see humping dogs. And those are some awesome trophies.

Says the announcer who also got his legs humped:

It’s going to be judged on such things like the mount, speed, style, the stamina, the dismount.

Obviously, this is serious business, and the competition is stiff. I wonder how you train this sort of thing, because the owners certainly did a great job. Look at how disciplined the dogs are — see extended leg, grab, hump.

First prize went to Miss Hope, the first humper Jack Russell terrier you see in the video. Dog’s got some serious moves.

(via BuzzFeed)

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