Diamond Encrusted Mario Pendant for Sale on eBay

What, you’ve never heard of Diamond Mario?  There’s already Tanooki Mario, Cape Mario, Hammer Mario, Rabbit Mario, Bee Mario, Ghost Mario, and Spring Mario.  Now there’s Diamond Mario, who is about 3 inches long, is made of 10 karat gold, and is covered in four different colors of diamond.  He’s also up on eBay for $2,600.

Oh, also, the listing specifically says that this is a mens’ pendant.  Infer what you will.

We would like to take a moment to remind our readers that, historically, intersections between the Mario Brothers and street life have not gone well:

(via Kotaku.)