What, you’ve never heard of Diamond Mario? There’s already Tanooki Mario, Cape Mario, Hammer Mario, Rabbit Mario, Bee Mario, Ghost Mario, and Spring Mario. Now there’s Diamond Mario, who is about 3 inches long, is made of 10 karat gold, and is covered in four different colors of diamond. He’s also up on eBay for $2,600.
Oh, also, the listing specifically says that this is a mens’ pendant. Infer what you will.
We would like to take a moment to remind our readers that, historically, intersections between the Mario Brothers and street life have not gone well:
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