It’s Not Delivery, It’s Daenerys In This Pizza-Themed Game of Thrones Parody

You have the honor of addressing Daenerys Stuffed-Crust of House Targaryen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sicilian.

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They were all smiling at her, reaching for her, kneeling before her. “Pepperoni,” some called her, while others cried “Deep Dish” or “Margherita” or “Extra Cheese,” but whatever the tongue it all meant the same thing. Pizza. They are calling me Pizza.

— George R.R. Marinara, A Storm of Sausage.

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