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Walk a Mile in Chell’s Boots With These Portal Socks

Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Yes.

Oh man, I am totally in the market for more novelty socks, since my everlasting vow to never wear plain socks ever again. My Warp Tube Socks are going to develop holes one of these days. I only have one and a half pairs of flamed socks anymore, and the complete pair has holes anyway.

And take it from this experienced consumer of colorful-ass socks: $10 is cheap as heck. I mean just look at the price on these Minecraft socks.

A note from the site: These socks, based on Chell’s Portal 2 boots that allow her to fall from any height com in “Women’s sizes only.”

(J!NX via Pwn Love.)

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