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Instagram Admits Pube Censorship Was a Mistake; Women’s Bodies Continue to Confound Them
By
Dan Van Winkle
Jan 23rd
Woman Covers Burn Scars With Tattoos, Starts Business to Help Others Do the Same
By
Jill Pantozzi
Jan 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Robots Are Not Better at Playing Soccer Than You
By
Victoria McNally
Jan 22nd
MIT Students Create Otherworldly Sculptures Out of Frozen Fabric
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 22nd
This Smart Desk Will Force You to Stand Up or Sit Down Based on Its Maniacal Whims, Basically
By
Sam Maggs
Jan 22nd
New “Scotty” 3D Printer Is Actually a Disturbingly Destructive Teleporter
By
Dan Van Winkle
Jan 22nd
A.I. Experts Working on a Turing Test Replacement That Isn’t Just an Imitation Game
By
Dan Van Winkle
Jan 22nd
Scorpion Flies Are Super Attracted to Dead Bodies, Could Help Solve Murders
By
Victoria McNally
Jan 22nd
U.S. Senate Votes That Climate Change Is Real as Though That Were the Deciding Factor
By
Dan Van Winkle
Jan 22nd
Museum Officials Admit to Gluing King Tut’s Beard Back On, Damaging It With Spatula
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 22nd
Bill Gates Will Make Us All Drink Poop Water for Science, Starting With Jimmy Fallon
By
Dan Van Winkle
Jan 22nd
Feds Have to Pay Woman $134K For Using Her Picture To Catfish Drug Dealers on Facebook
By
Victoria McNally
Jan 21st
Invisible Girlfriend App Helps Users
Hide Significant Others from Orcs
Fake Romantic Relationships
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 21st
Welp, Computers are Ordering Illegal Drugs From the Internet Now
By
Susana Polo
Jan 21st
Using Science For The Ultimate Good: Saving Tiny Penguin Chicks
By
Sam Maggs
Jan 21st
Microsoft Unveils Windows 10 as Free Upgrade for Windows 7 & 8.1, Desktop Cortana Voice Control
By
Dan Van Winkle
Jan 21st
James Patterson’s New Book Is a Literal Bomb, Must Be Read in 24 Hours Before it Self-Destructs
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 21st
One of
The Onion
‘s Jokes Came True: Overstock.com To Launch Streaming Service
By
Victoria McNally
Jan 21st
Just How Small Are Atoms? Try Wrapping Your Head Around It With This Gorgeous Video
By
Victoria McNally
Jan 21st
Those “Worst Password” Lists Could Be Felonies Under Department of Justice Proposal
By
Dan Van Winkle
Jan 21st
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