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So There’s a Bob’s Burgers Porn Parody Now

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Our favorite *cough* porn parody producer Woodrocket has a new television-inspired surprise in store for us—Bob’s Burgers. No, really. Sadly it’s not an hour of Louise slapping the hell out of that boy band member, but you’ll be happy to know that there is definitely room for some zombie butt fanfiction.

Here’s the official description from Woodrocket:

When the Adult Entertainment Exotic Biz Con XXX Convention comes to town, Bob and Linda prepare the restaurant for a weekend of hungry adult stars, with appetites as big as their boobs and wangs. But fixing the menu isn’t the only hard work the Belchers get up to.

Bob and Linda get down on today’s special, Vaggie Burgers, while Tina writes some sexy slash-fiction about her 18th birthday party, featuring some hot Tina-Jimmy Junior-zombie butt action!

And, of course, there’s also a SFW trailer. I appreciate the attempt to recreate H Jon Benjamin’s subdued performance as Bob, but the actor’s sort of coming off more like he has a cold. Teddy, however, is spot on, and so are a surprising number of the proposed porn-star themed burger puns. I’m just saying, Debbie does Dill-is sounds delicious.

If you are so inclined, you can go check out the full NSFW version at Woodrocket.

Previously in Woodrocket

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