A 30 year old man was arrested in Madison, Wisconsin last week. The arrest came after people nearby complained to police about the gentleman’s excessive drinking and drug use. Police found a knife, marijuana, and drug paraphanalia on his person. Given the fact that the cops found a loaded gun in his bag during a previous run-in with the law, the man was taken into custody. His name? Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
Of course, Beezow wasn’t always Beezow. He was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke and legally changed his name this past October. Previous statements about his drug use might have had something to do with that decision.
Personally, I really want to hear how Beezow pronounces his own name. Does he sing it? Scat it? Does it come out sounding like a bunch of sci-fi foley work? These questions need answering.
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