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Stories by Carolyn Cox
Heroic Woman Inhales 144 Oz. of Steak In Under Twenty Minutes, Ron Swanson Hangs Head In Shame
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 26th
Disney “Perplexed” By State Department Official’s Request to Use
Frozen
as Teaching Aid
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 23rd
Emma Watson Delivers Speech at World Economic Forum, Announces Global Initiative for Gender Parity
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 23rd
8-Month-Old Looks at Mom for First Time Through New Glasses, Onion Ninjas Everywhere Take Day Off
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 23rd
James Gunn Addresses
Guardians of the Galaxy
‘s “Green Whore” Joke
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 23rd
MIT Students Create Otherworldly Sculptures Out of Frozen Fabric
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 22nd
[UPDATED] Adam Baldwin’s Upcoming Appearance at Supanova Pop Culture Expo Incites Controversy
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 22nd
6 Often-Overlooked Women From History Who Did Not Give a F***
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 22nd
Museum Officials Admit to Gluing King Tut’s Beard Back On, Damaging It With Spatula
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 22nd
Invisible Girlfriend App Helps Users
Hide Significant Others from Orcs
Fake Romantic Relationships
By
Carolyn Cox
Jan 21st