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Survival Moped Is Perfect for All Your Zombie, Robot, Climate Change Apocalypse Needs

What? No caltrops?? Come on!

ApocalypseMotorcycle

Welcome to Thunderdome.

Motoped will soon be selling this “Survival Bike,” and we all know what that means—zombies, giant asteroids, Vikings, and sentient robots.

ApocalypseBike

Here’s what this magnificent piece of metal includes:

Motopeds Survival Bike : Black Opps Edition!

Accessories list:
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Barnett Recruit Compound Crossbow

Rotopax RX-1G Gas Packs – 1 Gallon

United Cutlery M48 Tactical Survival Shovel

United Cutlery M48 Hawk Tomahawk

United Cutlery M48 Hawk Harpoon

Gerber Fixed Blade Saw

Blackburn X6 Light System

Black Diamond Carabiners / Climbing rope

Cree Mini LED Flashlight

BioLogic Bike Mount for iPhone4/gps

Tool Logic Tactical Multifunction Knife / light

Tool Logic Credit Card Companion multi-tool

CRKT Guppie multi-tool

Tactical-Warrior Neck Knife

As if this weren’t enough info, people are asking some serious questions about this prototype on Motoped’s Facebook page. You know, just in case.

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Jill Pantozzi is a pop-culture journalist and host who writes about all things nerdy and beyond! She’s Editor in Chief of the geek girl culture site The Mary Sue (Abrams Media Network), and hosts her own blog “Has Boobs, Reads Comics” (TheNerdyBird.com). She co-hosts the Crazy Sexy Geeks podcast along with superhero historian Alan Kistler, contributed to a book of essays titled “Chicks Read Comics,” (Mad Norwegian Press) and had her first comic book story in the IDW anthology, “Womanthology.” In 2012, she was featured on National Geographic’s "Comic Store Heroes," a documentary on the lives of comic book fans and the following year she was one of many Batman fans profiled in the documentary, "Legends of the Knight."