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Motoped will soon be selling this “Survival Bike,” and we all know what that means—zombies, giant asteroids, Vikings, and sentient robots.
Here’s what this magnificent piece of metal includes:
Motopeds Survival Bike : Black Opps Edition!
Accessories list:
—————————–Barnett Recruit Compound Crossbow
Rotopax RX-1G Gas Packs – 1 Gallon
United Cutlery M48 Tactical Survival Shovel
United Cutlery M48 Hawk Tomahawk
United Cutlery M48 Hawk Harpoon
Gerber Fixed Blade Saw
Blackburn X6 Light System
Black Diamond Carabiners / Climbing rope
Cree Mini LED Flashlight
BioLogic Bike Mount for iPhone4/gps
Tool Logic Tactical Multifunction Knife / light
Tool Logic Credit Card Companion multi-tool
CRKT Guppie multi-tool
Tactical-Warrior Neck Knife
As if this weren’t enough info, people are asking some serious questions about this prototype on Motoped’s Facebook page. You know, just in case.
(Uncrate via Taryn O’Neill)
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