Craigslist Ad: “Ancient White Male Seeks Self-Important D-Bag to Guard Magical Light”

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LOST fans, this one is for you: Everybody else can just move along. Someone has been posting some LOST Season 6-inspired ads across Craigslist’s “Personals” sections, the gist being that an ancient white male wants a special someone to guard a magical light for them somewhere between Sydney and L.A. The duration may be eternal, but you get free health care, mangoes, and an endless supply of white clothing.

Alas, it seems the ads are being pulled by Craigslist left and right, but we’ve got a few:

(above: h/t Ack Attack)

A slightly tweaked version (though actually posted first, according to the timestamp):

(above: via Craigslist)


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