So, you’ve finally made your way through the near-infinite amount of Naruto manga, anime, movies, and stage plays? Do you think you’re the strongest Hokage in the game? Well buckle up, because you now get to delve into the official continuation of the series, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations. I’ve been training for this moment my whole life.
Every day I wake up in my bed in the Village Hidden by The Nerds and think “Today will be the day”. Then I go outside into the woods and practice throwing kunai knives with spoilers attached to them. After that, I practice my shadow clone jutsu and make my other selves cosplay as anime characters. Then, I group them up into various speculative love triangles and parallelograms according to my headcanon. Then I go home and pound a bowl of ramen and watch all the episodes of One Piece across a hundred different T.V. screens. All of them. This is the rigorous discipline that is required of me to earn my place at The Mary Sue. IT’S MY NINJA WAY. AND SOMEDAY I WILL BE THE GREATEST SUE-KAGE.
BORUTO ARC SUMMONING JUTSU!!!!
- Academy Entrance Arc
- Sarada Uchiha Arc
- School Trip Arc
- Graduation Exams Arc
- Genin Mission Arc
- Byakuya Gang Arc
- Chūnin Exams Arc
- Chōchō Arc
- Mitsuki’s Disappearance Arc
- Parent and Child Day Arc
- Jūgo Arc
- Steam Ninja Scrolls Arc
- Konohamaru’s Love Arc
- One-Tail Escort Arc
- Time Slip Arc
- Mujina Bandits Arc
- Kara Actuation Arc
- Vessel Arc
- Kawaki Arc: Kara Clash
- Kawaki Arc: Ōtsutsuki Awakening
- Chūnin Re-Examination Arc
- Great Sea Battle of Kirigakure Arc
- Kawaki & Himawari Academy Arc
- Labyrinth Game Arc
- Sasuke Retsuden Arc
- Code’s Assault Arc
And there you have it. Here they all are. And I only had to make a blood pact with a giant toad to give them to you. Actually, I think I gave a lil’ too much blood, so I’m gonna go lie down.
(featured image: Pierrot)
