Unicycling Bagpiping Darth Vader Finally Has His Day On National Television Thanks To Jimmy Kimmel [Video]

Yes, the mysterious Portland stranger whom we all know and love for his kilt, his flaming bagpipe, and his unicycle, has finally been unmasked for all the world to see– and by Jimmy Kimmel, no less! Anyway, his real name is Brian Kidd, and — oh. Oh, boy. He’s kind of cute? This is not what we were expecting at all.

Seriously, it’s not like I thought he was going to look like the actual Darth Vader with his mask off or anything, but I didn’t think he’d turn out to be the long lost lovechild of Justin Timberlake and Robb Stark.

This is officially the weirdest crush I’ve ever had, and I’m including that brief period of my childhood when I was a little too interested in that “Hellfire” song from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

(via Geeks are Sexy)

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