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Dr. Seuss

  1. Things We Saw Today: Unbreakable Squirrel Girl In the Mash-Up You Never Knew You Wanted

    She's a squirrel, dammit. It's a MIRACLE.

    Well, our own Jill Pantozzi asked for it, and now she's got it. The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt/Squirrel Girl mash-up you didn't know you wanted, until now!

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  2. Newly Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript What Pet Should I Get? to Be Published this Summer

    A posthumous hippopotamus, of course!

    Random House Children's Books announced earlier today that it will be publishing What Pet Should I Get, a newly-discovered manuscript complete with sketches by the late Dr.Seuss and featuring the siblings from One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, will be published on July 28th.

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  3. Dr. Seuss Goes The Way Of Tupac and Michael Jackson, Releases New Book Full Of “Lost Stories”

    Horton and the... what now?

    Oh, sure, Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel has been dead since 1991. But since when has being dead ever stopped anyone from performing at the Billboard Awards, for example, or releasing new content?

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  4. Things We Saw Today: An Iron Man Bath Sponge, for Reasons

    More like, "Things we can't unsee today."

    What do punches smell like though? For those of you who like your sponges anthropomorphized and frowning, the kit comes complete with lip balm, shampoo, and body soap. Again, someone please purchase this and inform what punches smell like.

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  5. And Now, A Few Pop Culture Favorites, Immortalized In Marshmallow Peeps

    Just Go With It

    How better to commemorate pop culture and children's books than with strangely resilient marshmallow confections? That's Nerdalicious! pointed us in the direction of Sugar Swings (run by Michelle Clausen), where many a bunny has been transformed. Click through for the sugary goodness.

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  6. Lunchbox Dad Creates Pop-Culture Meals For His Kids

    om nom nom

    It probably says something about my urge to take care of something other than a cat that I can't imagine packing any type of lunch for a child, let alone a creative one. Thankfully, Beau Coffron, also known as "Lunchbox Dad," is happy and willing to do so for his three children. Take a look at just some of the fantastic lunchbox images he's put together with yummy ingredients which make up Star Wars, Frozen, Dr. Seuss characters and more!

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  7. Neil Gaiman Drops Some American Gods and Anansi Boys Adaptation News on His Blog, Also Reads Green Eggs and Ham

    We do like it, Neil Gaiman, we do like your Green Eggs and Ham

    Writer and all around interesting person Neil Gaiman's American Gods was optioned by HBO years ago for an adaptation, but Gaiman just dropped some updates about the show's prospects on his blog. He also read Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham because Neil Gaiman is a beautiful man.

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  8. Story Time: Neil Gaiman Reads Green Eggs and Ham to the Internet

    And All Was Right With the World

    Worldbuilders is a charitable campaign that seeks to incentivize geeks to donate to Heifer International by getting geek-friendly interests to donate prizes and time and also, clearly, videos of themselves reading beloved children's books. This is definitely a win-win scenario. Previously in Neil Gaiman

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  9. What If Dr. Seuss Designed Jurassic Park?

    hold on to your butts

    Sweet Dr. Ian Malcolm, someone book me a room in the Best Western Denver Southwest. Over the past two years they've been undergoing renovations to turn themselves into a full-on dinosaur themed hotel. To celebrate the completion of their epic quest they asked artist Sillof to design an action-figure sized Jurassic Park as if it had sprung from the mind of Dr. Seuss. The result, as you can see behind the cut, is glorious.

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  10. The Walking Dead Season 3 Recapped In Dr. Seuss Style [VIDEO]

    Inside of a dog it's too dark to read

    This is the best. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  11. Haven’t Read 50 Shades Yet? Read This Dr. Seuss-Style Poem Summary Instead

    Really, though, you don't have to read 50 Shades. Just... don't.

    Generally the less I have to think about 50 Shades of Grey, the better. I say generally, though, because occasionally this truly terrible phenomenon can give way to some surprisingly enjoyable parodies. Such is the case with a certain ExplainlikeIAmA thread on Reddit in which user Traceofbass lays out the plot of 50 Shades in the style of Dr. Seuss. Prepare to have your childhood ruined. Or enhanced, if you're into that sort of thing, I guess.

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  12. Classic Sci-Fi Movies Get Reimagined as Dr. Seuss Books

    Things to Do With Your Kids

    How can I get DeviantArtist DrFaustusAU to illustrate 2001: A Space Odyssey in the style of Oh, the Places You'll Go!? Inception?

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  13. Bah, Humbug. Hollywood is Making Another How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    Today in Depressing

    I hope you'll forgive my mixing up of Christmas books with the title. It's just that "Bah, humbug" so perfectly expresses my feelings.

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  14. Things We Saw Today: Up‘s Carl and Russell as Batman and Robin

    Things We Saw Today

    "Mr. Dark Knight Returns" by Abraham Lopez. I don't need to tell you why this is awesome. (via ScreenRant)

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  15. Things We Saw Today: Peter Venkman Crashed Someone’s Kickball Game

    Things We Saw Today

    Bill Murray crashed someone's kickball game over the weekend. Because of course. (The FW)

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  16. If Star Wars Was Told by Dr. Seuss, Darth Vader Would Be an Unthreatening Curmudgeon

    Together At Last

    This is not actually new (from 2010, before The Mary Sue actually existed), but we're glad it's making the internet rounds now so we can show it to you. Cartoonist Adam Watson re-told the story of Star Wars in the voice of Theodore Geisel aka Dr. Seuss, and the results are really sweet. Check out more cartoons after the jump.

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  17. Teach Your Kids All About the Sounds They’re Most Likely To Hear in Your Household With Adorable Star Wars Prints

    For A More Civilized Age

    The Etsy shop of Modern Home Prints has a number of choices for all the parents who are teaching their small children that Murlocs go "MRRRGLlggllglglgglglglgll," and Snowths go "doot-doooo doo-doo-doo."

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  18. Canadian School Bans Dr. Seuss’ Yertle The Turtle

    Allow Us To Explain

    We've all heard of books being banned before, and as ridiculous as we may sometimes find the titles on those lists, none may be more ridiculous than this one. A school in Canada has chosen to ban Dr. Seuss' Yertle the Turtle for being subversive to children. I do not like this one bit, in fact, it has me in a snit. (Don't worry, that was my one and only attempt at rhyming in this article.)

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  19. These Whimsical, Whoozical Animal Head Trophies are Seuss-Tastic

    The famed Dr. Seuss made a name for himself with his stories and wordplay, but one of the most indelible aspects of his career was his boundless zoological imagination. Whether it was the Whos in Whoville or the exotic Ka-Troo, Seuss created where Darwin feared to tread. In the same style as the venerable doctor, Carl Turner has created a series of hyper-realistic animal heads in a Seussian style. Large eyes, weird antlers, and impossible birds abound in this delightful collection. See more, after the break.

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  20. Batman, by Dr. Seuss

    Consider the Following

    As DrFaustusAU says: "There are worse things in life than becoming the "Dr Seuss Guy", right?" From the guy who brought you Cthulhu by Dr. Seuss: Batman by Dr. Seuss.

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