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And All Was Right With the World

How To Have An Awesome Wedding: Do it With Dinosaurs

by Susana Polo | 9:39 am, September 12th, 2011


Alternative beginning to title: How to Get Susana to Post Your Wedding Pics on The Mary Sue.

Step one: Have your ceremony in a natural history museum.

You know, just, like in front of two giant fighting dinosaurs, no biggie.

Step Two: Procession in to the theme of Jurassic Park. Have your guests declare their support with a rounding chorus of “So say we all.”

Step Three: Keep your theme together in subtle ways.

But don’t be afraid to incorporate other interests.

Especially if it involves Han and Leia eating snowcones.

And if you need someone to keep inquisitive kids away from your cake, I heard Boba Fett is looking for a job.

Wasn’t. Even. Kidding.

(D and L’s wedding photos were taken by Matt Miller, and found on Offbeat Bride.)

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  • Anonymous

    I see a “like” button…but where is the “love” one…

  • Anonymous

    her dress is so pretty.  

  • Julianne McCartney

    Another awesome wedding idea: Franklin Institute. You can get married in the Planetarium and have your reception in the front hall by the Franklin statue. Cmon who doesnt want a wedding photo outside of the Giant Heart?

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Sigh. So awesome. I looked in to doing my wedding at a natural history museum (the husband and I are both geologists so it would’ve been very fitting) but it was way, way out of our budget.

  • Minerva Vasquez

    What a great idea!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7G4SWUX2MCWWXLMYNN347JMIZY Frodo Baggins

    Cool points are lost for referencing Night at the Museum. Also, I don’t think dinosaur marriage is legal in my state.

  • Anonymous

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  • http://offbeatempire.com Ariel

    While I appreciate that you guys linked to us at Offbeat Bride (thanks!), I’d suggest also attributing the photos to the photographer: Matt Miller, Our Labor of Love (http://www.ourlaboroflove.com)

  • Anonymous

    Of course. Thanks for keeping us honest!

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