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Buckle Buckle Swash Swash

Ever Wonder How Batman Would Beat the Avengers?

by Alanna Bennett | 11:01 am, August 1st, 2012


It is a question for the ages: What would the results be if Batman were to come head-to-head with each of the team from The Avengers? Their movies are already battling it out for records at the box office; it begs the question of what such a rivalry would look like face-to-face. Moviefone recruited artist Dennis Culver (of The Nicktoon Avengers and If Pixar Took Over the Summer Movies) to illustrate the different ways their readership suggested Bruce Wayne might take down the Avengers team. 

For instance, it appears that Batman has a special bottle of Hulk-away that might come in handy…

 

Whereas Iron Man is taken out by the sheer power of Jack Daniels and the models bearing them…

And beats Thor with the simple proclamation that as an atheist he doesn’t believe in gods…

But his actions against Captain America are the harshest–at least to Steve Rogers–when he hits in with a paint bomb that renders him in the likeness of a…Canadian…GASP!

A more complete gallery can be found over at Moviefone.

(Dennis Culver via Moviefone)

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  • Anonymous

    bwhahah amazing

  • http://skemono.blogspot.com/ Skemono

    Bah!  We already know how Batman would take down the Hulk: kicking him in the stomach!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=3429243 Alana Beltzer

    Nope. ‘Cause he wouldn’t.

    /Marvel stan

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=3429243 Alana Beltzer

    Nope. ‘Cause he wouldn’t.

    /Marvel stan

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G4EU7GLSNC6XT4UE6IJCFYY7UQ Will

    Then Phil Coulson walks in, ninja kicks Batman in the knee and says “so I hear you had some cartilage problems?”  Batman walks away and quits for eight years.  The end.

  • http://roseeclipse.livejournal.com/ Rose Jones

    I did wonder if/why Loki would ever consider invading Gotham and the answer is NO.

    On a lighter note which of the Avengers would Batman befriend on facebook? Tony has that playboy thing but he always seems to be playing even when he works. Bruce is working even when he’s “playing”. Cappie has loyalty and duty to boot. Maybe the Batmobile takes them out for Slurpees at the 7-11

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