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  1. Cumberception: Benedict Cumberbatch As Sherlock Looks At Himself As Khan

    This is batch shit.

    I'm sure Benedict Cumberbatch himself will see this tweet at least once, at which point we will all becumber batch. Cumberbatch, that is. I am overcumb.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: This Shiny Serenity Is Nearly $8,000

    Browncosts.

    Sure, you might not be able to eat or pay rent for a year, but Qmx's $7,495 ship was forged using actual models from Serenity!

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  3. In Case You Were Worried About Stubbly White Dudes: Tom Hardy Sought For X-Men‘s En Sabah Nur

    Don't do it, Tom! Don't complicate our love!

    Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood. Do you guys know anything about ancient Egypt, or did you just watch an Exodus screener and call it a day?

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  4. Banksy Arrest Hoax Is The Banksiest Thing To Ever Banksy

    This will look nice when it's framed.

    Reports of Banksy's arrest have been greatly exaggerated.

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  5. Marcel the Shell Returns In Marcel the Shell With Shoes On, Three

    Life's a party. Rock your body.

    By my count it's been nearly three years since Jenny Slate's Marcel last shared his teeny-tiny worldview with the good people of the Internet, but the shell has learned a lot during his hiatus. Did you know shrimp are the idiots of the sea? Or that some guys can eat an entire grape?

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  6. Moana Release Date Confirmed; Disney’s First Polynesian Princess Sailing To Theaters In 2016

    Once Upon a Time costume department, you have been warned.

    I mean, just look at that concept art. No matter what, Moana should be gorgeous.

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  7. Monday Cute: Dirtbag Crow Gives Human What-For, Plus Bonus Baby Chipmunk

    You kiss your mother with that mouth, crow?

    Give this rude little dude a pair of tights for pants and call it a day. Somewhere in heaven, Elaine Stritch is smiling. In non-crow news, look at this little chipmunk mom and her growing chipmunk baby!

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  8. Ian McKellen Pulls A Gandalf To Motivate Studying Students

    P. Stewart, come out. I know you're hiding somewhere.

    What, you think some eagles are going to pass algebra for you? Gwaihir has tried, but he cannot solve for X.

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  9. Review: Princess Kaguya (Just Watch It Already!)

    Beautiful movie is beautiful.

    This is a very special movie. Even by Studio Ghibli standards.

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  10. Start Your Freaky Friday Night With A Mash-up Of Iconic Horror Movie Screams

    *sweeps up shattered glass*

    Only two more weeks until Halloween, guys and ghouls. Start doing vocal warm-ups now.

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