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Posts by Carolyn Cox

  1. Maleficent Prosthetic Tutorial Will Give You Cheekbones You Could Cut Cheese With

    What an awesome situation!

    Cosplay Class is back in session with a very cheeky Maleficent prosthetic tutorial! Now if I could just grow horns...

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  2. [UPDATED] Breaking Feels! Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer Has Leaked. Wanna Watch It?

    Feel free to wait until next week for the high-quality version, but if you take a peek now let us know what you think! We are having emotions here at Mary Sue HQ!

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  3. Orlando Jones Sincerely Apologizes For Making Sleepy Hollow Rape Joke

    Social Justice Warriors of the Apocalypse, ride!

    If you have a head, time to introduce it to your desk.

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  4. Star Wars Newb Daniel Radcliffe Hung Out On The Episode VII Set; Bonded With Harrison Ford

    "I know."

    Prepare the honorary Corellian Bloodstripes!

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  5. Man Who Invented The Pringles Can Is Now Buried In One

    Top that, string cheese dude.

    Disclaimer: this story, much like the Pringles now growing beards under your couch, is a little old. But as anyone familiar with popping vs. stopping standards will understand, there is no statute of limitations on weird junk food burial news. Plus, I just really like saying "potato coffin."

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  6. Cumberception: Benedict Cumberbatch As Sherlock Looks At Himself As Khan

    This is batch shit.

    I'm sure Benedict Cumberbatch himself will see this tweet at least once, at which point we will all becumber batch. Cumberbatch, that is. I am overcumb.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: This Shiny Serenity Is Nearly $8,000

    Browncosts.

    Sure, you might not be able to eat or pay rent for a year, but Qmx's $7,495 ship was forged using actual models from Serenity!

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  8. In Case You Were Worried About Stubbly White Dudes: Tom Hardy Sought For X-Men‘s En Sabah Nur

    Don't do it, Tom! Don't complicate our love!

    Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood. Do you guys know anything about ancient Egypt, or did you just watch an Exodus screener and call it a day?

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  9. Banksy Arrest Hoax Is The Banksiest Thing To Ever Banksy

    This will look nice when it's framed.

    Reports of Banksy's arrest have been greatly exaggerated.

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  10. Marcel the Shell Returns In Marcel the Shell With Shoes On, Three

    Life's a party. Rock your body.

    By my count it's been nearly three years since Jenny Slate's Marcel last shared his teeny-tiny worldview with the good people of the Internet, but the shell has learned a lot during his hiatus. Did you know shrimp are the idiots of the sea? Or that some guys can eat an entire grape?

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