CNN Asks Tough Questions About The Nude Hacking Scandal, Like “Who Is This Four Chan Person Anyway?”
Next at 11, "why does Emoji keep texting our teens?"
Ohhh, CNN. We want to hate you for what you’ve become—that is, a shallow and irresponsible ratings grab which so often misses the mark when it comes to responsible journalism—but it’s almost like trying to hold your bed-ridden racist grandpa to any kind of standard. At this point, it’s easier and less head-ache deducing to have a nice inward chuckle at how obsolete you’ve become. Thanks for bringing some unintentional levity to what’s actually been a total nightmare.
The best part? When Bret Larson advises viewers change their password from “password” to… “pa$$word.” Real cutting-edge stuff, folks.