Villain Day Off Drawings

Pinhead Does Children’s Parties, and Other Stories from Kiersten Essenpreis’ “Day Off” Series

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by Susana Polo | 10:14 am, June 11th, 2013

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id='#Mediaite_Unit_300x250_ATF' style='border:none;' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' width='300' height='250' onLoad=\"autoResize('#Mediaite_Unit_300x250_ATF')\" src='/wp-content/plugins/am-unit-manager/slideshow-unit.php'></iframe>"); }.jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-container { background-color:#ececec; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-direction-rtl { direction: rtl; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-container-horizontal { width: 570px; padding: 6px 40px 0px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-container-vertical { width: 75px; height: 245px; padding: 40px 20px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-clip { overflow: hidden; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-clip-horizontal { width: 570px; height: 90px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-clip-vertical { width: 75px; height: 245px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-item { width: 80px; height: 90px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-item-horizontal { margin-left: 0; margin-right: 10px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-direction-rtl .jcarousel-item-horizontal { margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-item-vertical { margin-bottom: 10px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-item-placeholder { background: #fff; color: #000; } /** * Horizontal Buttons */ .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-horizontal { position: absolute; top: 27px; right: 8px; width: 32px; height: 32px; cursor: pointer; background: transparent url(next-horizontal.png) no-repeat 0 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-direction-rtl .jcarousel-next-horizontal { left: 5px; right: auto; background-image: url(prev-horizontal.png); } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-horizontal:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-horizontal:focus { background-position: -32px 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-horizontal:active { background-position: -64px 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-horizontal, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-horizontal:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-horizontal:focus, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-horizontal:active { cursor: default; background-position: -96px 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-horizontal { position: absolute; top: 27px; left: 5px; width: 32px; height: 32px; cursor: pointer; background: transparent url(prev-horizontal.png) no-repeat 0 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-direction-rtl .jcarousel-prev-horizontal { left: auto; right: 5px; background-image: url(next-horizontal.png); } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-horizontal:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-horizontal:focus { background-position: -32px 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-horizontal:active { background-position: -64px 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-horizontal, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-horizontal:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-horizontal:focus, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-horizontal:active { cursor: default; background-position: -96px 0; } /** * Vertical Buttons */ .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-vertical { position: absolute; bottom: 5px; left: 43px; width: 32px; height: 32px; cursor: pointer; background: transparent url(next-vertical.png) no-repeat 0 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-vertical:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-vertical:focus { background-position: 0 -32px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-vertical:active { background-position: 0 -64px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-vertical, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-vertical:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-vertical:focus, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-vertical:active { cursor: default; background-position: 0 -96px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-vertical { position: absolute; top: 5px; left: 43px; width: 32px; height: 32px; cursor: pointer; background: transparent url(prev-vertical.png) no-repeat 0 0; 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Kiersten Essenpreis has created a series of prints hypothesizing what various villains, monsters, and cartoon characters do on their days off. On my day off, I went to the Museum of Natural History, but nobody made a drawing of me. (Actually, oddly enough, somebody did. But it’s funnier to say otherwise, so the artist will have to forgive me.)

(via Neatorama.)

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.

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