In what would make the best ever opening to an episode of Law & Order, police were called to a residence in Berlin when neighbors complained about a loud sound coming from a woman’s apartment. That woman was not there, but something was in there, making a sound like “an electric drill” that could be heard from the street. The noble defenders of justice tried to contact the woman, but to no avail. So they broke the door in and found … a dead body. No! A vibrator. A vibrator that had somehow switched itself on and was vibrating on the floor. (Perhaps it was The Cadillac of Vibrators.) The woman is now responsible for the cost of replacing the door.
Ladies: Please remove the batteries from your vibes when you’re done with them. It extends the life of the battery and the device (and your door)!
