Please Buy Me All of This Gorgeous Twin Peaks Jewelry Posthaste

Or give yourself a present.

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The Twin Peaks reboot is this Sunday on Showtime, and I’m a bundle of nerves about it. I am soothed, however, by the sight of these fun and stunning pieces from RockLove Jewelry, purveyors of my favorite geek baubles.

I’ve known Allison Cimino, the creative force behind RockLove, for a few years through a network of professional geek girls. Allison’s pieces are striking, unique, and beautifully made, so it’s no surprise that she’s been called on to craft officially licensed fan jewelry for everyone from Marvel to Star Trek to Assasin’s Creed to The Hobbit.

I remember seeing Allison announce her excitement to be involved in a Twin Peaks project a while ago, and now, at long last, the products are here in time for the rebooted show’s premiere. If you have a Twin Peaks fan in your life—or if that’s you—I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen.

The RockLove Twin Peaks line has a range of ways to show off your fan affiliation—from cute, practical pins to statement rings to bracelets that literally make a statement. There’s also a range of price points, which I appreciate. Here are some of my favorites:

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As much as I love these Dale Cooperian pins, you don’t have to be a Twin Peaks fan to want to show your appreciation for donuts, cherry pie, and damn good coffee.

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MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. This unisex ring is an homage to the Log Lady, and it’s just really goddamned cool.

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“I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.” — Special Agent Dale Cooper. This bracelet works as both a sendup to the show and/or a descriptor of one’s self.

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I may be low-key obsessed with this low-key zigzag necklace. Seen on a model, it’s small and delicate, but totally unique.

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My absolute favorite piece is this signet ring that’s not yet available but made me claw at my screen when I saw Allison post about it. I may have a small signet ring obsession, and this replica of the ring from Fire Walk With Me, showing the Owl Cave glyph, is just too much. Kindly purchase one of these for me for each finger. Thank you!

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(via RockLove Jewelry, all images: RockLove)
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